Don't apologize for me.

You know what annoys the hell out of me? When people say stupid things like:

"On be half of my country, I apologize...blah blah blah."

Don't do that. It's stupid. Unless you are the elected leader of the country or a major representative, you don't speak for me. So don't. You look like a Muppett. I don't answer your phone pretending to be you, so don't cry to people and apologize to people pretending to be me.