I got thise new toothpaste called Aquafresh Extreme Clean and I was reading the back and this is what it says:
Keep out of reach of children 6 and under: If you accidentally swallow more that used for brushing, get medical help or contact Poison Control right away.
Sweet! This toothpaste kicks so much ass that it's dangerous to children. Now that is a real man's toothpaste!
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