God, I hate April Fools Day. Another day for lame people to try and pull even lamer pranks...
Like participating in an Easter Egg Hunt, or going Trick or Treating, this day should not be celebrated by anyone over the age of 7.
Please spare me lame pranks and fake news. Here's one for ya':
"I've got diarrhea, and I'm wearing your underwear...April Fools!"
No thanks...keep the shorts anyways, and thanks for playing.