Friday, December 24, 2004

I Still Love You Mr. K.

Do you know which letter of the alphabet is the bastard step child of them all?

The Letter K.

Do you love America? How about when you spell it AmeriKa?

How about Korn for dinner?

How about OutKast?

For some reason, taking a perfectly good word and spelling it with a k instead of a c makes you seem like some counter culture hipster.

I think it all started with those dumb bastards in the Klu Klux Klan. Hey, dipshits, the first step in gaining a popular following is the ability to spell. Dan Quayle learned that the hard way...

So, be brave Little Letter K. I still love you.

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