Wednesday, November 3, 2004

Gilly's World Declares Victory

I think I am the big winner here. The guy that I was rootin for wins (it's over, get used to it). My Red Sox won the World Series. Auburn is still undefeated.
Tom Daschle lost. And I managed to out drink Susan Estrich last night (and trust me, that was no small feat).

So now that the world is back on it's normal orbit, John Kerry can go back to missing Senate meetings. And I hear that John Edwards is on his way to Ohio....probably to sell hair care products door to door.

Note to the world: We've been watching you for the last few years. And we've made a list. Now that we have 4 more years of Bush and he doesn't have to worry about Reelection, well.....you know the rest.

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